Joe the Plumber and his wife are doing the weekly shop at WalMart.

Joe spots Budweiser on offer, 24 bottles or $10, and puts the beer in
the trolley.
His wife says to him 'What do you think you are doing, we are supposed
to be trying to save money!"
Joe replies "But it's on special offer, real cheap!"
His wife replies "I don't care, put it back on the shelf!".

They continue shopping.

Then they pass the cosmetics section, Joe's wife pick up a pack of
face cream and out's it in the trolley.
"What do you think you are doing?" says Joe.
"I'm getting this face cream, it's on offer, only $20." says his wife.
"But I thought we were trying to save money?" says Joe.
"But I need this to make me look pretty, without it I'd look
terrible." says his wife.
"The Budweiser does that fine dear" retorts Joe, "And it's half the
price!"



golwg

Matthew

> "The Budweiser does that fine dear" retorts Joe, "And it's half the
> price!"
>
>
>
> golwg
>
> Matthew

He, he.

"Ren" wrote
>> "The Budweiser does that fine dear" retorts Joe, "And it's half the
>> price!"
>>
>>
>>
>> golwg
>>
>> Matthew
>
> He, he.

indeed

On Dec 11, 8:56*pm, "1X2Willows" <nos...@least.invalid> wrote:
> "Ren" wrote
>
> >> "The Budweiser does that fine dear" retorts Joe, "And it's half the
> >> price!"
>
> >>
>
> >> golwg
>
> >> Matthew
>
> > He, he.
>
> indeed

{Glare..evil eye..crane stance..eye closes..finger points} That's
it..you three are not gettin any! I'm telling your wenches!

"aine" wrote
On Dec 11, 8:56 pm, "1X2Willows" wrote:
> "Ren" wrote
>
> >> "The Budweiser does that fine dear" retorts Joe, "And it's half the
> >> price!"
>
> >>
>
> >> golwg
>
> >> Matthew
>
> > He, he.
>
> indeed

: {Glare..evil eye..crane stance..eye closes..finger points} That's
: it..you three are not gettin any! I'm telling your wenches!

How about we're not *giving* any? )

On Dec 12, 9:52*pm, "1X2Willows" <nos...@least.invalid> wrote:
> "aine" wrote
> On Dec 11, 8:56 pm, "1X2Willows" wrote:
>
> > "Ren" wrote
>
> > >> "The Budweiser does that fine dear" retorts Joe, "And it's half the
> > >> price!"
>
> > >>
>
> > >> golwg
>
> > >> Matthew
>
> > > He, he.
>
> > indeed
>
> : {Glare..evil eye..crane stance..eye closes..finger points} That's
> : it..you three are not gettin any! I'm telling your wenches!
>
> How about we're not *giving* any? *)

I am a chaste celibate temple priestess. Sacred.. only for the Gods..
I meant beer..whatever are you talking about?

"aine" wrote
On Dec 12, 9:52 pm, "1X2Willows" wrote:
> > "Ren" wrote
>
> > > He, he.
>
> > indeed
>
> : {Glare..evil eye..crane stance..eye closes..finger points} That's
> : it..you three are not gettin any! I'm telling your wenches!
>
> How about we're not *giving* any? )

: I am a chaste celibate temple priestess. Sacred.. only for the Gods..
: I meant beer..whatever are you talking about?

money-slash-"security" :-}

On Dec 13, 3:35*pm, "1X2Willows" <nos...@least.invalid> wrote:
> "aine" wrote
> On Dec 12, 9:52 pm, "1X2Willows" wrote:
>
> > > "Ren" wrote
>
> > > > He, he.
>
> > > indeed
>
> > : {Glare..evil eye..crane stance..eye closes..finger points} That's
> > : it..you three are not gettin any! I'm telling your wenches!
>
> > How about we're not *giving* any? )
>
> : I am a chaste celibate temple priestess. Sacred.. only for the Gods..
> : I meant beer..whatever are you talking about?
>
> money-slash-"security" * *:-}

OH! Ya ..that would be harsh..uh..never mind!

"aine" wrote
On Dec 13, 3:35 pm, "1X2Willows" wrote:
> "aine" wrote
> > : {Glare..evil eye..crane stance..eye closes..finger points} That's
> > : it..you three are not gettin any! I'm telling your wenches!
>
> > How about we're not *giving* any? )
>
> : I am a chaste celibate temple priestess. Sacred.. only for the Gods..
> : I meant beer..whatever are you talking about?
>
> money-slash-"security" :-}

: OH! Ya ..that would be harsh..uh..never mind!

Make that a double-pint please, I pay triple and we're even.